I'll brave the heat and the bugs
To take big steps and get bigger hugs
It's time for the Race for the Cure
Avoid the Barrel Monster, to be sure
Doing my little part to save the jugs
Two more departures over at the Hill
Including a lineman with a medical bill
He's got a career-ending injury, oh well
But he's playing next year at the Citadel?!
15 on the waiver wire, and it's early still
After Nadal kept knocking him cold
All the critics said Roger was too old
"But he's only 27," you said, confused
And then you looked on, bemused
As he added a French Open to his fold
The next shocker has come out of USC
Tim Floyd resigned amidst controversy
O.J. Mayo gave his program a push
He paid him like Pete Carroll paid Reggie Bush
I'm sure the NCAA will show one of its favorites mercy
Ochocinco is trying not to be bitter
Tries for relevance again through Twitter
Did he really put "Brokeback Mountain" in his feed?
I'm sure Carson Palmer read that and peed
Trading him from Cincy to Chapel Hill would be fitter
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