I hear Facebook is taking over our lives
People posting pics and trying to find wives
Some companies even hiring on the site
25 Random Things caught on, all right
But Moms and Grandmas are everywhere -- gives me hives
Memphis continues being FedEx's pimps
Wanted to put the company uni on Calipari's chimps
Film class is passed by watching "Bambi"
Well-compensated, just ask Marcus Camby
A program that's shadier than a basement full o' gimps
Another long flight, but this one to Guam
They're hoping the plane goes up like a bomb
Lost Aaron takes away Kate's perfect smile
But makes her want to join the club of high mile?
Suicide note, electromagnetism makes it hard to stay calm
Sportmanship is still alive, if only in high school
Support for a grieving foe, that's pretty cool
After reading about A-Rod faking pain
And illiterate Pac Man making it rain
Good to hear there are athletes who are more than a tool
The race card has been played, thanks to a cartoon
Showing cops shooting dead a baboon
Some think the monkey is supposed to be Barack
Because of a stimulus bill reference, what a crock
Just an unfunny editorial drawn by an untalented goon
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