The latest batch of winners to roll through the In-Box ...
Title: Compose Love song for wedding
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description: I would like to see if there are any talent people out here that can help me write a song to be dedicated to my wife on my wedding day.
It would be good if this person can also create a Karaoke like MTV so that I could play it on screen during the wedding and the guest can see the lyrics written.
As this is a once in a lifetime issue, I am hoping for perfection or at least near perfection..
Comments:
It is tremendous to see the words "karaoke," "MTV" and "perfection" in the same sentence. That doesn't happen often enough. Hopefully there are some "talent people" out there that can make your wedding some kind of wonderful.
Title: English to Urdu Translation
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description: I need 4-5 pages translated into Urdu and typed in the Urdu (Nafees Nastaleeq) font. You should already have vast translation and Urdu typing experience. I am not sure if I can get Urdu translators here, but if there is any, I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks.
Comments:
Urdu is from Star Trek, right? I don't know if the adjective "vast" would cover my experience level, but I'll give it a shot with this sweet-ass Klingon decoder ring.
Title: rehersal dinner
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description: my son is getting married, i would like to play the cd at rehersal dinner
Comments:
I'm not sure if you're looking for a writer or a goddam DJ, but I am freaking awesome at playing CDs at "rehersal" dinners.
Title: blogging and mprove my website
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description: great contnt for bloggs and newsletters
Comments:
I'm not sure it's possible to "mprove" any "contnt" for "bloggs" based on your obvious mastery of the English language displayed here, but I believe I've heard this one guy George Bush is looking for a new gig. You can reach him at jackass42@cantfoolmeagin.com.
Title: children books needed (multiple)
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description: Hello creative writers! I am looking for VERY TALENTED creative writers that can capture the attention of kids between ages 6-10. I need a very good writer that has a track record and a way with words. I'm not looking for cheap foreigners in 3rd World countries or people that write terrible content for blogs, I'm looking for people can that really write, that has creative thoughts that can write and very good with rhyming also. All stories will have the following in common:
moral
no violence
no magic
something realigious and non religous would enjoy and the story will teach a moral point that kids can gain from
Stories will range around 1,000 words more or less and I plan on creating atleast 50 stories and then 1-2 more per week. You will be acting as a ghost writer, so no credits to your name and I will own full rights.
I look forward hearing from you. Don't reply if you don't have already a noteworthy portfolio.
Comment:
Wow. I don't know where to begin. I'll leave out the odd usage of capital letters and the blatant racism ("cheap foreigners in 3rd world countries"? … really?). I don't like to write anything that doesn't include lots of magic and "religious" themes, but I'll give it a shot since you like rhyming.
You come across like a douche of the highest order
Taking potshots at "foreigners" south of the border
Yet you're the one who can't actually spell
Gurus read your post and say "what the hell?"
You get what you pay for when you offer a quarter
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