Friday, August 01, 2008

Limerick Friday LXXXVI: McCain, Favre To Star In "Grumpy Old Men 2"


McCain fighting rickets and trying every last trick
But increasingly just looking like a prick
The latest from Bush's confused great grand-dad
Compares Obama to Britney and Paris in an ad
Too bad he's just turning off more with his schtick

Screwed over for years by the Hall
Had him asking, "Can't I get in at all?"
With stats that jump off the page
Art Monk deserves his induction stage
What the f took so long is the question for football

You sit back and read it for a hoot
An Asian in an arcade in a zoot suit
Like a train wreck you can't look away from
A disturbing blog that is funny, sad and then some
Girls try to get away, then say, "No more parachute!"

Green Bay said, "We'll give you 20 million bucks
If you'll just go to Del Boca with the other old fucks"
That certainly buys a lot of Vicadin
So you can quit retiring again and again
The Packerazzi is standing by to film Favre's intercepted ducks

It's finally college football time for the Pack
Fall camp started with a thump and a whack
A tough schedule requires a coach that is calm
Even if questions abound for State and Major Tom
For now, it's just good to see the Red and White back

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