Monday, August 11, 2008

"Butt Favre's Back and Your Defense Is In Trouble ..."

As if I needed another reason to hate the Jests, some guy named Brett Favre apparently was traded to them recently. Favre is something of a mystery man; there was some mention that he had retired, but he sort of fell off the radar and avoided the media for a long time. Anyway, now he is back, and according to John Madden, he is so good that he will apparently play the entire 2008 season wearing Wranglers.

Madden is about two pork rinds away from a massive coronary, so hopefully they had defibrillators standing by when Favre announced he was coming out of retirement. I heard Madden and Peter King fought over Favre's affections in the cafeteria at the Hall of Fame ceremonies earlier this month. Dan Dierdorf started to break it up, but was entranced by Joe Montana's eyes.

Check out Madden's new song celebrating Favre's return to the league, as shared by Frank Caliendo on "Mike & Mike in the Morning" …

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