Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXII: An Insanely Exciting Final Round at Augusta, Plus Applebee’s Doesn’t Really Card

An amazing finish of Masters play
A run by the Aussies, Scott and Day
Luke-a-like Donald, Ogilvy, Woods
Lotsa would’ves, could’ves and shoulds
But Schwartzel’s 66 led the way

Take from the poor, give to the rich?
No wonder the economy’s in a ditch
Cut the deficit now
Then step back and take a bow
A bickering government’s like a collective bitch

Whines like he’s on the rag
Then calls a ref a forkin' fag
He’s the Tiger of the NBA
But the media’s afraid to say
There’s a story, ESPN the Mag

She used to be really fine
But we have to draw the line
“Most Beautiful in the World,” what?
Jennifer Lopez has a big butt
“American Idol,” an apocalypse sign

Applebee’s food ain’t very good
So if you can get drunk, you should
But not if you’re a toddler under 2
Now they have a slogan that’s new
“Dosin’ ‘Em Good in the ‘Hood”

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