Friday, April 08, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXI: Yow Lands Coach, Then Blasts A Drunkard, Plus The Masters Is Finally Here


A search with twists and turns
So-called experts who never learns
Mark Gottfried got the call
Now let’s shut up and ball
When Gary Williams pees, it burns

For Japan, another earthquake
Already, so much radiation at stake
It hit at a massive 7.1
For a nation under the gun
How much more can they take?

A national championship game
So poorly played, what a shame
“Hoosiers” fell short again
UConn’s cheaters did win
“One Shining Moment” was also lame

A government shutdown on the way?
Can’t even agree on the time of day
Abortion waylaying budget dreams
The environment unimportant, it seems
Compromise impossible -- whaddya say?

Masters time of year, what a thrill
A top-five sporting event, still
Media’s pulling for Tigger
He’s best when the stakes are bigger
But this weekend, look out for Phil

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