Optimism abounded from the start
Forgot to put the horse before the cart
We’ll Shaka the world, they say
When the new coach arrives one day
Only option left that is Smart?
Consistent cheater through the years
Fake apology and crocodile tears
Keep lying, fraudulent Jim Tressel
In a cell, you and Clarett can nestle
Just keep kissing those booster rears
Didn’t see it coming, the tool
Ignored his failure like a fool
A fake “expert” who didn’t know shit
Kept biting until he got bit
I hear unemployment is the new cool
Chasing the March Madness dream
With upsets that make us all scream
A mockery, most tourney pools
Makin’ us all look like damn fools
Happy to have one Final Four team!
Baseballs and spring in the air
Hope alive from here to there
Even the Mets have a shot, I say
After all, it’s Opening Day
At least a month before I don’t care
Last time …
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