He made us chuckle in “Airplane”
Glad Leslie Nielsen’s no longer in pain
In “Naked Gun,” a bumbling fool
But he made idiocy cool
You’ll live on in laughter again and again
Spygate 2 … surely you jest?
Josh McDaniel, a joke out west
Still his team is no-goody
By working for the Hoody
He learned cheating from the best
The NCAA gave up on being fair
Turned their backs on amateurism on a dare
Gave Cam Newton a free pass
Chose money over morality and class
A shame and a crime for those who care
The Scooters have been written off before
Have now lost Frank Gore and more
In the playoffs, given no chance
But I believe, despite my rants
So will this team go down in lore?
Cornered the market on being clever
“The Office” in their final-season endeavor
As Michael Scott is ready to head
(That’s what she said)
They’ve been funnier than ever
Last time …
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