A Happy T-Bird Day to one and all
Leaves, turkey and beers mean it’s fall
Throw in disappointment as well
And visits that feel more like hell
But hey, it’ll still be a freaking ball!
They relied on more thug stuff
‘Til the Pack showed who was tough
Left Bitch an embarrassed foe
For the fourth year in a row
Guess you’re not cheating well enough
The Mets prospects keep fallin’s
Behind guys like Jimmy Rollins
New York has a must-win decree
But on one question fans can agree
Who the fuck is Terry Collins?
A short trip over to UNC-Cheat
To make those little sheep bleat
From kickoff to the end of the day
We hit harder than the NCAA
Gotta love a freaking four-peat
From irrelevance comes Ohio State
With reminder of why we hate
Their prez dismisses Boise, TCU out west
When both could kick the shit out of the Vest
Buckeyes trying to again back through the BCS gate
Last time …
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