Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Politicians Actually Get Something Right, Plus Prick Pitino And Butt Favre Deserve Each Other

The overturning of Prop 8
No longer a source for debate
Or a reason for shame
At long last, we can claim
A victory of love over hate

The summer of Fat Albert in D.C.
Unconditioned, there’s nothing to see
Shanny “The Rat” ain’t takin’ no shite
Harassing Haynesworth is his right
It’s what passes for news on July TV

Pitino just another stupid jock
Couldn’t control his senses or c#&k
An affair on a restaurant table
Can’t make this shit up for cable
Guess Tricky Rick’s got a 15-second shot clock

Butt Favre in the news everyday
Like some sort of Douche Groundhog’s Day
An attention ho of the highest order
A fraud on the Mississippi border
Who gives a shit, play or don’t play

Lonely Christmas time for Draper
Rejections make him a secretary raper
Peggy pretended to be a virgin
Lucky Strikes, Sterling battle convergin’
Creepy Glenn breaks in and scatters paper

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