Friday, August 20, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: The Travails Of Fantasy Football Drafting, Plus The Drama Douche Is Back


Another year in the WFFL
Draft Day made me kinda yell
QBs went flying off the board
Strategy changed with a “Good lord”
You pick who you can and say, “What the hell”

Marshall did his Ginn impression
Dropped two without a reception
The game was full of jitters
Even for Miami’s big hitters
Instead, I shoulda watched “Inception”

Another misstep for “Bookface
Unveiling invasive Facebook Places
If privacy they don’t make clear
Then Facebook, I do fear
Is gonna go the way of MySpace

Three vets rolled down to Mississippi
With Butt Favre they did get lippy
“Look, bitch” they did say
“The drama ends today”
Flew him back where the winters are nippy

Campbell learned he would be a Dad
Don needs a new secretary -- bad
Peggy was always a bit of a ho
Switch-hitter? Which way does she go?
Pete won big by making dad-in-law mad

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