A snake-oil salesman, John Blake
Christianity he did fake
Now UNC headed for probation
He and Butch headed for vacation
They know cheating for christ’s sake
During the hottest recorded year
In Greenland, an ice shelf did shear
Four times Manhattan’s size
Earth destroyed right beneath our eyes
Climate change ain’t coming -- it’s here
A “Lost” epilogue it does seem
Ben goes to a warehouse scene
Visits Walt in a mental facility pen
Back to the island with Hurley and Ben?
If it came back, it would be a dream
A coaching fraud named Jimmy
His poodle made him seem like a ninny
Spotlight-craving was always his reason
That’s why he’s on “Survivor” this season
He’ll cheat somehow, that’s a gimme
Dick Whitman in Cali again
Learns Anna is sick and in pain
But she doesn’t know
So back to New York he does go
Spends New Year’s with also-lonely Lane
Last time …
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