Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 24



#1
So Reggie Bush’s Heisman Trophy is (rightly) removed from USC’s facilities, but O.J.’s stays?. Got it, thanks.

#2
For a few years now, “Big Brother” has equaled summer to me (sad as that is). Unfortunately, this may be the most boring season, with the fewest personalities, ever.

#3
So Dez Bryant threatens to hold out, gets a great deal from the Cowboys, then refuses to carry shoulder pads or take part in rookie hazing, then gets injured and could miss a month or more. Guess karma really is a bitch.

#4
I’ve always felt that Oliver Stone is perhaps the most overrated director ever. Now, with his Hitler affinity, he’s confirmed himself as a douche as well.

#5
Is it bad that 96% of the money used to rebuild Iraq is unaccounted for at this point? Just checking.

#6
Oh, how I’ve missed you, Joan Holloway. Dear lord, how I’ve missed you.

#7
If the “Last Exorcist” is rated PG-13, I’d hate to see what a goddam R is these days.

#8
Stuart Appleby shoots a freaking Sunday 59 to win the Greenbrier Classic by one stroke. That is just insane.

#9
Christiane Amanpour might be a helluva journalist, but dear lord, she has the worst hair of any TV media person I’ve ever seen. She looks like a she-Dwight.

#10
Anyone who thinks Butt Favre is just going to retire and slip away this quietly hasn’t seen many Wranglers or Sears commercials.

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