Like Jews to bagels and lox
To Fox, the religious right flocks
Now the White House is going to treat them
As an ignorant enemy full of phlegm
Shoulda just stuck with the Simpsons, Fox
Has State finally reached bottom?
If we had I’s, we forgot to dot ‘em
All we ask is respectable ball
But it’s going to be a long haul
So smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
His fat-ass mouth he’ll never hush
Painkillers have made his brain mush
Made racist comments about McNabb
As he fed his enormous flab
No room at the NFL inn for that bitch Rush
Under Bush, help came never
He thought his flyby was being clever
The pace of recovery has made me queasy
What’s the future of the Big Easy?
Hope Obama indeed makes it better than ever
It was great to see Ned Ginn grabbing
And shut up the announcers from blabbing
Miami had me on needles and pins
It was Hispanic Heritage Month for the ‘Fins
What better way to celebrate than a stabbing
Last time …
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