To the ‘Fins and Bears he brought shame
Sonny Bono thinks his ‘stache is lame
Now Wannstedt visits the Carter
Making me boo even harder
I might get ejected two hours before the game
First he bashed Tiger pretty good
Especially when no one else would
Now Rick Reilly has taken on MJ
For being an ass on his HOF day
Calling him out like a true columnist should
Can’t tackle worth a lick
Made up for it by dropping a pick
His nickname is now “The Gerbil”
As Barkley would say, “He’s turble”
Gibril Wilson, you worthless prick
The Scooters are down in the cellar
Should be put down like Ol’ Yeller
It was high time to make a trade
Before the last hope did fade
So I gave Bradshaw for Dustin Keller
Had a "Fringe" and "The Office" jones
All on Thursday, along with "Flashforward" and "Bones"
Even "30 Rock" and "It's Always Sunny in Philly"
TV execs are either short-sighted or silly
There are other days of the week, network drones
Last time …
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