Swayze had many a funeral mourner
And he left lots of fans forlorn-er
As Bodhi he rode the swell
In "Roadhouse" he gave ‘em hell
But he never put Baby in the corner
Abraham played him like a song
What was done to him was just wrong
He was a human turnstile
Looked overrated by about a mile
It’s time to check yourself, Jake Long
His talent level you could never accuse
But it was heroin he liked to abuse
Jim Carroll fell far from the top
But his climb back never did stop
As a poet, the streets were his muse
It’s starting again in redundant style
So all I can do is just smile
Fantasy football with rotten luck
Narrow losses make me say “What the f*%#”
Can no longer drown my sorrows at the ‘File
Two “celebrities” acting crass
Supposed to be role models, alas
Serena went ape-shit on the attack
Kanye looked like he was on crack
It’s bad when the Prez calls you a “jackass”
Last time …
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