Michigan’s been cheating without reprise
Does anyone think it’s a surprise?
Knew it wouldn’t end well with this hillbilly
You reap what you sow when you’re silly
The Wolverines fall while Dick Rod cries
Shocking—Butt Favre with a dirty play?
But he really loves the game, so it’s OK
“He’s like a little kid out there”
He wears Peter King’s underwear
The suspension should come down any day
Wilson looked like he was underwater
Our receivers had hands of butter
The refs were from Foot Locker
And Spurrier’s off his rocker
But it was a Wolfpack choke—yes, another
This week got the best of me
Lost some Scooter creativity
So I’m going to leave you with four
And come back next week with a roar
You’re lucky you didn’t just get three
Last time …
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