All it cost was a mere 150 grand
To make this Alaskan look pretty and tanned
Campaign finance is pretty big for their ticket
But will this help reduce the feared deficit?
For the GOP, only truth and common sense are banned
They said, "This will be the end of the line for old 'B-Hop'
"When he feels Kelly Pavlik's punches, he'll want to stop"
Instead the "Executioner" went into the ring
Took all the pop out of the "Ghost's" sting
Now, is there anyone left that Hopkins can't stop?
Recession fears strike our country far and widenin'
From ethics concerns Sarah Palin can't be hidin'
Obama is looking after his sick grandma "Toot"
As McCain hopes his lies can somehow take root
While Meredith College welcomed VP Joe Biden
State game only available on freaking computers
Sending Pack fans scurrying off to Hooters
No ESPN360 thanks to Time Warner Cable
Where customer service is but a fable
No fun watching football on a laptop that's Scooter's
Called up Detroit to ask, "Need some help beating Green Bay?"
Spent 90 minutes diagramming plays in his Wranglers that were gray
Went hunting with his buddy, the hated Matt Millen
Popped some Vicodin, shot some turkeys while chillin'
He's good on Sundays, but a fraud and an asshole every other day
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