A great crowd prepared for the Criminoles
Who ascended on Raleigh with a legion of a-holes
Stated played them well for more than a half
'Til the refs' halftime meeting with the FSU staff
Suddenly, holding was OK and down went the Pack — poor souls
A championship for a husband and his long, tall Sally
You win beer equaling your wife's body weight tally
Five cases of beer went to the guy who got first place
After running 278 yards without falling on his face
Obviously, last place belonged to the hubby of Kirstie Alley
A midseason firing at Clemson, it seems
Uneducated locals coming apart at the seams
Tammy now has a real reason to cry
Got shit-canned like Terry, poor guy
Paying players couldn't save him from losing to lesser teams
An office that's alternately hot and cold
A dumpster desk that has charm but is old
Shoshana giggling, thanks to funny Rick
Adam sneezing, Adrian asking if he's sick
I'll be missing all that goes into being Bold
Some dude from Ohio that they're calling Joe the Plumber
Made the focus of the campaign for Dumb and Dumber
Another gimmick trotted out by the ol' GOP
As McCain can't stop himself from being petty
Crazy old man + godfreak hockey mom = a bummer
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