Lies about terrorists and then acts bemused
Drops her Gs and winks when she's confused
Her husband tried to secede from Alaska
Her pastor found a witch, she said, "You betcha!"
Keith Olbermann ripped her a new one—now who's amused
Pac Man's not really a reform case quite yet
Attacked a bodyguard as Jerry Jones did fret
Why does he even have a bodyguard?
The Cowboys pay a babysitter for this retard?
Pac Man in trouble—in other news, water is wet
Described as an undisciplined, spoiled brat and lush
His Napoleon complex and temper would make a sailor blush
The Make-Believe Maverick has finally been unveiled
Trying to distance himself from W, but that ship has sailed
Do we want to make another deal with the devil? I'm in no rush
SNL is finally becoming relevant again
Showing nothing is stronger than the pen
Tina Fey skewering Sarah Palin online
Causing Republicans to increase their whine
Controversial sketches aren't a matter of if, but when
Different year, same story for a Bowden named Tammy
Clemson's like an Olympic sprinter who always pulls a hammy
Was preseason top 10, now a fraud that can't block
Tigers fans attack Tammy's car with Howard's Rock
You can't be saved now, even tho Bobby's a member of your family
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