It has been a rough go of it lately for Wolfpack sports:
* We have lost five straight ACC games by a total of 29 points.
* We just gave up 88 points to Wofford in hoops.
* The girls in blue just hired one of the top college coaching candidates in the country.
* Our Florida players historically have a hard time getting up for a game against the Heels.
* We're going to be underdogs to a Conference USA four-year junior college in our own stadium to end the season.
* The EZU game is at 7 p.m., meaning that a flood of illiterate inbreds will be drinking grain alcohol all day before the game and be ready to fight anyone who went to NC State for "fancy book-learnin'."
* Even if we lose out to end the season on a seven-game skid, there is no guarantee that Chuck Amato will be fired due to financial reasons.
* Bill Cowher is still the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
* We have like six recruited scholarship players on our active basketball roster.
On the plus side, the addition of Tracy Smith to the hoops program could give State a top-10 recruiting class in Sidney Lowe's first full year on the job -- which would be nothing short of remarkable considering the circumstances in which he took over in Raleigh.
If you can think of anything else that us State fans can cling to right now, please add it here.
Signed,
Perpetually Sighing in Raleigh
2 comments:
there's always rifle season???? Tobacco season is right around the corner???? yeah i'm grasping for anything here???? ;-)
i still have nothing
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