Friday, August 05, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: The Dolphins Already Pissing Away The Upcoming Season, Plus The OBX Beckons


Once was an AFC power
Now all their moves make us sour
Stuck with an already-booed Henne
‘Cuz Orton cost many a penny
Guess next year it’ll be Bill Cowher

A Congress of stupid fucks
Threaten a default for yucks
Compromise ain’t heard
As useful as a frozen turd
Sometimes America really sucks

On “Police Academy,” he was great
Unblockable for the Colts and Michigan State
Would-be blockers he tossed
Another NFL legend lost
RIP Bubba Smith, big #78

The Dow Jones took a huge hit
400 points is quite a bit
Worries about European debt
The Wall Street is always a bet
That’s why I don’t F with that shit

Headed off Outer Banks way
For sun, recovery and play
And to say a final goodbye
A house that’s made us laugh and cry
Yo Emily—stay the hell away!

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