Friday, August 19, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Glory’s Last Stand Had All The Storylines Necessary, Plus Things Look Bleak For The “U”


Bradley won the PGA
Or did Dufner give it away?
High drama at glory’s last stand
With tension to beat the band
What a way to end the year’s play

Rodman talked of lessons learned
And all the bridges he’s burned
Quite a Hall of Fame speech
For a character beyond reach
Perhaps “The Worm” has turned?

Let’s be clear:
Jim Thome deserves a beer
But if a dude brings the goods
And hits 600 homers in the woods
Does anyone even hear?

For the beach, we did long yearn
Like Casper, avoided sunburn
Melancholy feelings ran deep
For memories we’ll always keep
But we’ll always find a way to return

More scandal at the U
A jock-sniffer describing a Dade zoo
A Ponzi schemer run wild
Makes USC look pretty mild
Not totally surprised … you?

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