Friday, July 29, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: The NFL Has Finally Returned, Plus Karma Finally Catches Up To Bitch Davis


The issues weren’t white and black
Arguing over billions of jack
The fans gave them a life raft
Then we still get the shaft
But F it -- at least football is back

Obama tried to make the issue plainer
After more lies from weepy Boehner
The debt has no easy cure
But all that I know for sure
Is we need a government that’s saner

She was quite a talent, they say
But couldn’t keep her demons at bay
Amy Winehouse has passed
Outpouring of emotion came fast
She could have turned it a different way

76 lives was the final toll
Many more was a madman’s goal
Norway was the massacre site
Home to tears, confusion and fright
At the hands of one with no conscience or soul

So this is the Carolina Way?
Pay Butch 3 mil to just go away
Had a cash-laden recruiting pitch
But he was O’Brien’s bitch
Guess lying and cheating pays all day

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