Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: End Of Days In North Carolina?, Plus Steve Jobs Takes His Last Bite Of The Apple

The computer got to shakin’
Some folks got to flakin’
Now Irene is headed our way
Hope it doesn’t decide to stay
N.C. just hurricanin’ and earthquakin’

LSU embarrassments in piles
Violations, guns and 911 dials
Jefferson stomping a dude? Never!
Only thing he connected on, ever
Might be best kick of the year for Miles

You had the personality of a toad
An ice queen and a very wide load
Spent your birthdays at Target
So get in your car ‘n’ git
Just drive on the right side of the road

Didn’t think they got dirtier than Fairley
But Suh might be dirtier, barely
The Lions have talent to spare
But play like they just don’t care
Might be why they win rarely

Farewell to Mr. Steve Jobs
As Apple’s stock causes sobs
Created a culture of style
He’ll be missed for a while
But customers’ll still come in mobs

Last time …