The train wreck that is Charlie Sheen
Can’t look away from this crime scene
He must have Keith Richards’s blood
Because now his name is mud
His issues aren’t laughable, they’re obscene
Brandon Davies got shown the door
Then #3 BYU got run off the floor
In the SEC, UNC, athletes get paid
BYU suspends you for getting laid
Sad, but NCAA could use this integrity and more
Faux News ain’t worth a wet poot
Yet they decided to get rid of Newt
Also jettisoned Rick Santorum
Both with a lack of decorum
But can’t earn legitimacy with a boot
An outcome that we all hate
But sealed is Sid’s fate
No reason Pack’s the worst
You read it here first:
A good coach is coming to State
Rule: no cheering in press box
SI racing guy had a head full o’ rocks
Both unprofessional and rude
So you got shit-canned, dude
Writing talks, bullshit walks
Last time …
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