Friday, March 11, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Jim Tressel Is The Fraud We Thought He Was, Plus The Final Frontier for Discovery


Another violation for Ohio State
But it won’t open the NCAA floodgate
A mild suspension for the Vest
Big 10 class? Surely you jest
When you’re 42, will those tattoos look great?

Protests on the Wisconsin government floor
A stirring speech from one Michael Moore
The rich are mocking us all
Up with people ‘til they all fall
Will this debate go down in our country’s lore?

An ending we all have to hate
Sid Lowe has now sealed his fate
Out with a whimper, not a bang
Even though there’s no bannger to hang
Your legacy won’t be tarnished at NC State

Psychiatry has to be rough
They feel they’re not paid enough
So they just take out their pads and quills
And prescribe you a buttload of pills
Addicting America ‘cuz your job’s tough?!

Discovery’s final journey to space
Science and technology won’t win this race
The beauty that is out there, it seems
We’ll explore only in dreams
As our minds dance across the moon’s face

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