Durham tends to be rather smelly
Duke flops around on their collective belly
But another championship trophy berth
Set up the biggest dork party on Earth
Led by that goofy-ass Ryan Kelly
“Fringe” is back for all to see
Oh, how I’ve missed ye
Walter Bishop is amazing
Agent Dunham is simply blazing
The most underrated show on TV
Now all of Kentucky feels blue
Guess Calipari didn’t use enough hair goo
His team of mercenaries couldn’t shoot
Whether they could beat Dook is now moot
You got what you deserved for hiring a douchie-do
Pregnant Sun shot in the abdomen
On the island, will she ever find Jin?
Sayid can’t feel any emotions
But he can hide under the oceans
That’s how he spotted the “package” -- Desmond!
Electromagnetism is no match for Hume
Alternate realities spell Penny’s doom?
Of Desmond, Widmore was no fan
Now Des is his right-hand man
But so many questions still loom
And a bonus couple to make up for last time …
There once was a QB named McNabb
Most of his time was spent in rehab
Once threw up in a Super Bowl
But to get him the ‘Skins sold their soul
Guess Philly didn’t think he was so fab
Hated Tiki since he played for the ‘Hoos
He’s the latest fraud in the news
Most felt he was an Oreo bitch
Verified by scratching his cheating itch
Left his preggers wife for some flooze
Last last time …
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