Guru.com: “Thriftiness” Really Means Cheap As Hell, Plus How Much For A Billboard Top-20 Song?

Title: Detailed Outlines
Category: Writing, Editing & Translation
Description:

I am trying to create 3 articles for a major industry and want a detailed outline for each. This will involve research and creating a 1 page outline per subject. Would like the first one within 12 to 24 hours. Please bid on all 3. Max budget is $30 for all 3.

Content:

Cool, I already have three headlines picked out: “Kiking Writers For Dummies,” “Pinching Nickels ‘Til The Buffalo Shits: The Hebrew Way” and “The Jew’s Guide to Major Industry Research.”
I’m sure your e-mail box couldn’t handle all the responses you got to this one, you colossal douche.


Title: RNB SONG WRITER NEEDED!
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description:

Hi All,

Ive just composed a brand new beat and i need some vocals to go with it.
I need to write a song about a "break-up" and how im missing that special someone.
I could not attach the track as it is over the 2mb capacity so i have included the source.

Its track 6 or if thats too difficult to write to then track 9 is also okay. They are located on the small red track menu on the right hand side of the screen. the link is http://www.111entertainment.com/RnBBeatStore/

Anyone out there who can write up
a decent rnb song to the track will be paid anywhere from $250-$500 depending on how good it is.

Please email me if you have any questions.

Regards,
kevin

Comment:

Oh Kevin, so many questions. Why is “break-up” in quotations? You say “how im [sic] missing that special someone,” but how are we to know how much? How do you determine how “good it is” and how that correlates to varying dollar amounts? What does a $500 song sound like? What does a $250 song sound like? Do you have examples? And how would your “special someone” feel about your pimping out your “break-up” for monetary gain?


Title: writing
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description:

write poem for $75 ~1,000 words

Comment:

A haiku:

Sparse in language
Sparser in financial terms
Now where’s my money?


Title: AA Sponsor Stories
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description:

Project Description:4-6 stories about AA sponsors. Each approx 8-10 pages

Project Purpose:Initial sample to a Polish publisher interested in material

Project Category:Manuscript

Target Audience:Recovering alcoholics

Document Length:40-50 pages

I need the following:Editing

I will provide the following to the professional:Draft

Desired File Format:Word

Project Start Date:April 1 ?

Project Completion Date:Asap

Other way to receive drafts:Word

Comment:

Far be it from me to question the market in Poland for stories written by alcoholics, but … well, fuck it, that’s exactly what I’m going to do. There are so many Polack jokes here that I don’t know where to start.


Title: Screenplay,story and charactor developme
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Description:

We have a calculated amount of ideas in which we would like to develop screenplay content. We are internally funded and have access to capital to take these projects to development stages. We need a great writers that can transform our concepts into great screenplays and eventually to production of some great entertainment. We believe the right writer will take our projects to the next level.

Content:

I’m sorry, but this just sounds like you want to make porn.