Ned Ginn, you were the jokes’ butts
‘Cuz your drops drove us all nuts
No more sideline dashes
Or assuming the fetal position on the hashes
Hope you someday find some guts
A flaming oil rig is a fearful sight
It burned and sank into the night
11 workers are missing as of this post
As crude oil pollutes the Louisiana coast
Happy goddam Earth Day, right?
It was around the time of Lent
When the Pope urged all to repent
For the scandal that rocked the church
Sitting on a hypocritical perch
Can faith be restored on prayers heaven-sent?
A trade-down came eventually
So obvious even Stevie Wonder could see
They say this Odrick can play
Better than the Jared from Subway
But we need a lot more on Days 2 and 3
Sun and Jin reunited with a wow
Sawyer’s double-cross backfired with a pow
Jack was in a daze
So MIB said with intense gaze,
“You’re with me now”
Last time …
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