Of history, Cheney trying to rewrite
Even for him, the lying is quite a sight
Was a puppeteer for a fraud
The in-breds for him do applaud
On the face of our country, treasonous Dick is a blight
A carefully orchestrated plea
“Please, won’t you feel sorry for me?”
Classy Tigger is back with a story
Stress made him chase a whore-y
Now stealing attention from an actual tourney
On Southwest, he tried to fly
‘Til they told him he was too fat of a guy
Kevin Smith took his battle to Twitter
With no intention of getting any fitter
His complaint gone viral in the blink of an eye
Goodell’s raise to $9 mil crossed the ticker
That made Ray Edwards even sicker
But calling out the commish ain’t wise
And they sound like a loser’s cries
Hell, the Raiders have $32 mil tied up in kickers
A powerful episode for Locke
His wife, Peg Bundy, he did shock
On the island, he’s the Man in Black
Tells Sawyer he can leave and go back
From a secret cave in the side of cliff rock
Last time …
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