Friday, February 05, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXV: “Lost” Returns With A Fury, Plus J-Peezy’s Turn To STFU


Three hours of “Lost” to digest and take in
Locke was the smoke monster just fakin’
Juliet said that bomb worked, then died
Sayid taken to a magic spring and revived
It’s one hell of a final season in the makin’

Joey Porter likes to blame haters
But played like he was wearing hip-waders
He used to back up the smack
Now he can’t rack up a sack
So trade his punk-ass to the Raiders

Another Signing Day has come and passed
Amato always loved a lane that was fast
O’Brien keeps it slow and steady
Gets kids who are promising and ready
Butch rolls out money until the last

The season finale of “Fringe”
Was like an intensity binge
Olivia had to go back in time
Walter had to face up to his crime
The show always gives an emotional twinge

Everywhere you go, you hear “Who dat?”
And it’s not even Tuesday, Fat
The Saints are in the Super Bowl
Facing Manning, that dorky a-hole
The Big Easy will be rocking, believe that

Last time

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