Over-recruiting headed up by UNC's shady Bitch
For scholarship rules and math he doesn't give a stitch
"I'm sorry it's not going to work out," he tells a third-stringer
"We need your scholarship for a freshman humdinger"
The waiver wire is in effect as loyalty gets tossed in the ditch
Auburn hired some dude named Gene Chizik
A 5-19 record made fans give him the business
Gave the boot to Tuberville, Tommy
Since 'Bama had passed him like a tsunami
Now they hire a guy who is far from the shiznit
Drama is in full effect on the PGA Tour
Golf nowadays is anything but a boor
Tiger's caddy calls Mickelson a prick
Paddy Harrington thinks Sergio is a dick
Ready to see a fight in the teebox? Fore!
More sketchy doings going on over on the Hill
Haven't learned from the Joe Forte debacle, still?
The school has given Hansbrough's mommy a new job
At the School of Dentistry, where she can hobnob
Plenty o' Novocain for rickets, for both Tyler and his Will
The most versatile player in history, according to the NFL
He passed, kicked and intercepted until many records fell
Even played minor-league baseball for a while
'Til he took football by storm in his own unique style
R.I.P. to Slingin' Sammy Baugh … what stories he could tell
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