Bad decisions for Governor Elliott Spitzer
After getting drunk on a fruity wine spritzer
Thought he could get away with a crime
By buying a hooker on the taxpayer’s dime
Until she said, “If you bring a sheep, I need five grand, mister.”
A merciful ending to hoops season for the Pack
Not one player with heart or an ounce of sack
Can’t make a jumpshot to save their life
Some blame it on internal team strife
It’s up to Sid to add all the things this team did lack
They’ve got Eve Carson murder suspects numbering two
High school dropouts on probation, it’s true
The system let them slip through the cracks
So they could resume their crack-induced attacks
It would be nice to see the death penalty for these two go through
Apparently, flopping is something done by a goat
Altho Coach K would tell you that’s an erroneous quote
Fans of the Tar Holes say all Dook does is flop
And while the Devils spend more floor time than a mop
You’ve also gotta put Tyler the Traveler in the flopping boat
Getting stuck living in a trailer park is no great feat
But getting your arse fused to a goddam toilet seat?!
She stopped to take a grumpy
Until she started feeling a little dumpy
And said, “I’ll just stay here … it’s quite a soothing retreat!”
Last time …
1 comment:
Other coaches can just shake their heads and smile
As they watch fouls against Hansjob compile
Takes four steps and throws himself into a foe
Then goes directly to the line for a free throw
He plays shirtless ping pong ina dark basement with other dudes -- that's "bonding" UNC style
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