Here we go with the (*fill in random number here; I can’t really read Roman numerals, but they look sorta cool*) edition of Limerick Friday.
Giddyup …
Davidson sending students to the Sweet Sixteen game for free
Saying, “We’re not encouraging you to skip class, but for no fee …”
Then again, their game is in freaking Detroit, by god
If you visit there, you should get credit for Study Abroad
But hell … is it too late to enroll at Davidson for me?
For years, China has raped Tibet
Destroyed their culture and put them in debt
Now Tibetan monks drawing publicity with a protest
Will Beijing torture them to quell the unrest?
Sad, an Olympic host that doesn’t understand human rights yet
Ol’ Roy Boy has vertigo and drinks Coke
His Holes playing four games within a hundred miles is a joke
The NCAA tourney is supposed to be about neutral sites
Raleigh and Charlotte are UNC home courts, and that bites
Gotta hope mouth-breather Hansbrough and his team go up in smoke
W has turned the EPA into another corrupt group
He put foxes in charge of the chicken coop
Now they’re thinking about some carbion dioxide rules
So people don’t think they’re complete utter fools
But it’s eight years late and $10 billion short, you Texas-born piece of poop
A Mac security contest that was supposed to go off without a hitch
Until it took just two minutes to find a huge Safari glitch
The winners won 10 grand and a free laptop, not a bad night
Then they said, “But the free laptop isn’t a Mac, right?”
The Apple CEO shook his head and said, “Son of a bitch!”
Last time …
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