It’s State-UNC once again
Tough seasons for both coming in
Questions about Butch’s future in blue
So much Arkansas money, what will he do?
Oh well, may the best (non-gay blue) team win
Misguided W tried yet another veto
Congress overrode and told him just where to go
He’d rather keep funding the disaster in Iraq
Then spend to help bring New Orleans back
He’s spreading the bullshit instead of helping the water flow
Once again, Tom Cruise got dissed
He had a dinner and co-stars were missed
Robert Redford has had enough Scientology
Meryl Streep not a fan of his acting methodology
Put Cruise and Katie Holmes on the “crazy eyes” list
It’s California vs. the EPA
The Governator wants clean air today
Limiting emissions will get Hummers off the street
Making Hollywood jackasses drive hybrids is no easy feat
Good for Arnold—our lazy government needs to pay
George Clooney and freaking Fabio?
Shoving each other in clothes made for disco?
Fabio said “Pass the butter, not Parkay!”
Clooney said “I love Matt Damon, and that’s OK!”
When Fabio drove off, everyone said, “I can’t believe that’s a Geo”
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