They say it’s the battle of who owns “Carolina”
I say the winner will be known only as the biggest whina
The Gamecocks hope the Visor leads them away from sadness
The Tar Heels just passing the time until Midnight Madness
Basically, anyone that goes to either school is just a big vag—… er, loser
The CIA is trying to eliminate oversight
Wants to conduct affairs under cover of night
“It’s just torture,” they say with a grin,
“Torturing possible terrorists can’t be a sin”
Finding out what really goes on in the CIA would be a fright
A frustrating season in fantasy football
As star after star continues to fall
“Another knee injury,” we say with a sigh
A hammy, broken arm, a groin, oh my
Still waiting for my Blind Midget Patrol team to stand tall
We’ve gained yet another enemy
Pissed off all those from Turkey
Congress couldn’t run and hide
From accusations of Turkish genocide
We’re public enemy #1 from sea to shining sea
It’s Fair time in fair Raleigh again
Fried Coke and plenty of games to win
Great for people watching, this is true
Plenty of ‘necks from Butner with one tooth or two
Jaycees mooning each other while deciding which donkey to “pin”
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1 comment:
Fair time again i know Steve will be there
Loved the fried Twinkies and women with facial hair
Sometimes I miss being down south
It's a lot warmer and not so foul-mouthed
all right back to my computer to stare
Did you vote on Karenthehorse this week
Go ahead and take a peek
That silly horse is a lot of fun
Plus unlike a real one she doesn't weigh a ton
ok my limericks are pretty meek
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