Friday, September 16, 2022

Limerick Friday #558: There Are No Fingernails Left In Queens -- Day 916

 
As anyone could've foretold
The Metsies have gone cold
A sinking ship
Choking as they grip
During the annual fold

Move at a snail's pace
A no-self-awareness case
Useless as fuck
So hey, good luck
Finding a better place

Patsies wilting in the Miami heat
For another big Dolphins beat
Yes, Tua was terrifying
But I should be clarifying
No downside to crushing Belicheat

One of the greatest sportsmen of all time
Turned tennis into the sublime
The Swiss Maestro
Said it's time to go
Best ever and Federer rhyme

There are no magic potions
For a week of emotions
Exhaustion and sadness
Gratitude and gladness
It all made me miss the oceans


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