Friday, September 09, 2022

Limerick Friday #557: The Pack Fades A Brutal Programmatic Setback -- Day 909


Did the worst they could do
On the road at ECU
Couldn't believe it
We went from NC State Shit
To NC State *pshew*!

A Friday imposition
Of meeting repetition
I'll just be over here
Making my mind clear
Don't mind the fetal position

Slumps and ruts
Hitting like a putz
The bullpen a mess
If you follow the Mets
Time to hold on to your butts

Bored and isolated
Scared and enervated
Bribes and safeguards
Even courage cards
This generation we've created

A long offseason at an end
How you feel will depend
On who you believe
And what's up your team's sleeve
Can the 'Fins actually contend?

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