Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Battle Of Douches Continues In NFL, Plus The Mets Just Out-Metsed Themselves

Brady’s latest deceit

Rivals that of Belicheat

Who oversees Dumpster fires

A team of phonies and liars

Lie, cheat, rinse and repeat

Too much to tie up with a bow

Sad to see Carla Gugino go

Ran out of episodes

Picked one of many creepy roads

“Wayward Pines” was a promising show

Every house we did comb

Almost decided to just roam

Memories we’ll still hold

‘Til we grow gray and old

Let’s turn a house into a home

Feels like it’s been a year

Fall camp’s finally here

The Fins’ 50^th season

Optimism with some reason

Coaching still a problem, I fear

Like an extended shoelace fall

Without much style or grace, y’all

Pretend it’s normal, lets

But you know, with the Mets

There’s definitely crying in baseball

Last time …