Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Lack Of Spine Doesn’t Slow NBA Free Agency, Plus The Dog Days Have Arrived

The Mavs he did ditch

Like a cowardly bitch

Hid in his house

Like a frightened mouse

DeAndre Jordan, he’s still rich

Baseball’s a game of cheat

With history, it’s replete

So now there’s a case of hacking

Credibility the Cards are lacking

MLB just wants to press delete

One step forward, one back

The tale for a genius sad sack

Pied Piper rose from the ash

Then Richard got tossed out like trash

Laughs “Silicon Valley” doesn’t lack

LeBron was dominant and tough

But his team wasn’t up to snuff

Golden State kept forging ahead

With threes and dunks on their head

The Warriors were deep enough

The Metsies continue to fight

Battling a no-hitting plight

Harvey has been getting shelled

But first place they have held

Gonna need a healthy David Wright

Last time …