Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Division-Leading Mets Signal Apocalypse, Plus Controversy Mars Football’s Start

 After many a puzzling move

The Mets have found their groove

Brought in some bats

To boost first-place stats

Enjoy it now, it does behoove

Lies continue to pour-a

The media he does ignore-a

A ‘roided-up coach

With a myopic approach

Hilarious Larry Fedora

Reading headlines out there

You might not be aware

But football has returned

Sports radio never learned

No one does listen or care

The Bills’ child abuser

Paid off the accuser

He’s back on the field

Representing the shield

Aaron Kromer, the biggest loser

 

Race talk surrounds the Iggles

Avoiding the issue with wiggles

Say what you will ‘bout Chip Kelly

Sad that slander plays on the telly

And on the radio for giggles

Last time …