Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: “Wayward Pines” Is “Twin Peaks” Meets “Shutter Island,” Plus The Time Of Year For Football Stupidity

Matt Dillon struggles with lines

And the plot has some land mines

But in a Shyamalan stunner

The surprise of the summer

Has been the complex “Wayward Pines”

Fireworks really aren’t funny

But he still wants guaranteed money

Jason Pierre-Paul lost some digits

And apparently, his wits

His dealings with the Giants ain’t sunny

Their players punch so-called bimbos

Doing the rug-sweeping-under limbo

Florida State is majoring in

Sexual assault and thuggery again

Will they keep protecting spineless Jimbo?

Another lazy beat writer

Whose relevance couldn’t be lighter

Ignorance personified

Stupidity you can’t hide

Omar Kelly, the pen ain’t mightier

Hadn’t seen it in ages

A snoozer with interminable stages

Then the home run derby they changed

And I might be deranged

But it was exciting and worth the wages

Last time …