Friday, February 08, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Just Harbaugh Being Harbaugh, Plus World’s Homeliest Fans Stay Classy



Unless you’re living in a hole
You heard about the Harbaugh Super Bowl
John put a banner in the rafter
Jim whined and bitched after
Jim’s a fraud and a douche, all told

Money changed every hand
Middle-aged “analysts” in demand
Stars and rankings, oh my
Expectations soar sky high
It’s Signing Day all across the land!

Drones save casualties and troops
But civil liberties? Oops
On this, mixed feelings
About these clandestine dealings
Can see merit in arguments by both groups

Titus Young stamped himself a fool
From the shallow end of the gene pool
Better than Megatron, he wrote
Like Randy Moss, thinks he’s the GOAT
The Rams took a chance on this tool?
 
No D and missed layups abounded
A furious comeback as State rebounded
A dead grandma chant from the geeks
Refs’ noses stuck in K’s butt cheeks
The recipe for the Pack getting pounded


No comments: