Friday, February 15, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Boeheim Latest Coach To Go On A Douche Power Trip, Plus “The Walking Dead” Returns With A Stifled Yawn



The latest in coach-writer spats
Is Jim Boeheim vs. Andy Katz
Coaches act like dictatorial cunts
Call all criticisms witch hunts
Then expect media to give them a pass?!

The Pope didn’t want to stick around
With morality on such shaky ground
Crimes they tried to hide
On children’s souls they lied
Religion: Hypocrisy does abound

Cowards in crimson in packs
Jumping students for snacks
Morality, the Nicktator will preach
Hypocrisy and lying, he’ll teach
Will he act or ignore the harsh facts?

The Paternos want to have their say
Public opinion, they want their day
No excuses they can conjure
To make this any less somber
So shut the fuck up and go away

Andrea a motivational speaker
The prison just keeps looking bleaker
Rick’s mind continues to unfurl
Darryl left with Merle
“TWD” is back, but kinda meeker



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