Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Liz Lemon Closes The Show, Plus That Time I Became June Cleaver

Tracy and Kenneth funny, you know

But Jack Donaghy stole the show

A “30 Rock” farewell in the works

I blame the ratings-whore jerks

Just the latest great series to go

Shocked at a “hero,” I confess

Marino cheated on his wife at CBS

Put hush money in PA’s hand

Say it ain’t so, Dandy Dan

You’re just one more douche, I guess

Helped kill a coupla guys

Got deer antler spray in his eyes

Dances around like he has chlamydia

Proclaims the devil’s work in his media

Ray Lewis, just retire to a life of lies

Routed UNC with a quickness

Gameday on hand as a witness

Then choked again at UVa

Team full of tin men, I’d say

Come tourney time, scared shitless

At ungodly hours I rise

And look in four trusting eyes

Prep, feed, tuck and love

How the heck, I ask the above

Am I responsible for two little lives?

Last time …