Friday, February 22, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Tebow Disciple Of Hate? Plus, War Of The Living Finally Arrives on “TWD”



Tebow to appear at a hate church
‘Til it threatened to put his rep in the lurch
He went into crisis mode
To save his image from the commode
Fraud or naïve? The truth we still search

A model-murder stunner
By the dude called Blade Runner
At worst, an abusive coward
His girlfriend beaten and overpowered
At best, an indiscriminate gunner

How low can you go?
Just ask Sidney Lowe
Pay taxes? He couldn’t bother
Arrested as a damn tax dodger
Adds to his coaching tale of woe

Howard a bitch all day
Kobe has to have his way
Can’t coexist to win
Rather whine again and again
Lakers = all that’s wrong with the NBA

Axel became a human shield
A zombie bomb loose in a field
Glenn is becoming unhinged
Blinded by thoughts of revenge
Can Rick’s mind ever be healed?


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