Rarely has a death brought more thrill
Then the demise of Kim Jong Il
Team America nailed you deft
With “Rittre to the left”
Of you, the world had its fill
Asked one dude if his mom has a ho
His draft busts just come and go
First he was Tuna’s bitch
Then he was Sparano’s snitch
Jeff Ireland can’t stay -- this you must know
Clemson thought Jones was ‘tarded
One school after another, he discarded
‘Til UNC thought he could thrive
He’s the latest violation to arrive
A jackass and eligibility are soon parted
The Buckeyes got off light
Only the vest has a plight
But Urban is on board
Until he quits or gets bored
Cheating in Columbus is a right
As a person, always an epic fail
Now he’ll get a taste of jail
Played the system to keep winnin’
Ducked the best, but hit women
Floyd’s legacy? A fraud’s tale
Last time …
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