Of draft busts there were plenty
Tony couldn’t survive Chad Henne
Everyone’s eyes would roll
When he fist-pumped a field goal
A good dude, but lost way too many
A rivalry game of basketball
Turned into an out-and-out brawl
Thugs threw lotsa punches
With cheap shots in bunches
Six-game suspension, that’s all?!
Of accuracy, he’s no Steve Young
A good passer? Bite your tongue!
A million QBs could throw farther
But he made Jesus hate Marion Barber
With Tebow, the fat lady’s never sung
The coaching carousel turns
ADs and boosters never learns
Hire the hot name
Hope he can win a game
Then get outta town before it burns
Bitch fired after cheating schtick
Withers left a whining prick
In the season of trees and menorah
Hired some dude named Fedora
O’Brien said he’s just the next ass to kick
Last time …
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